vagiants:

Me: *before I take my first bite*

Mom: is it good?

prostitourettes:

no kissing emoticon before marriage

itsjagtap:

*

The eyes

Angelina Jolie’s dress was an expression of her kids’ creativity: Luigi Massi, the master tailor at Atelier Versace, sewed dozens of designs from her children’s drawings into the dress and veil.
abbeyisacartoonfreak:

helioscentrifuge:

justyouraveragehaggis:

beckyhop:

zftw:

we need to talk about that house loan

It’s gonna cost you a leg. Specifically, that guy’s prosthetic leg.
I need it.

I also need that guy’s eye.

okay what fucking fandom does a guy lose his prosthetic leg and his eye?


nobody tell him

Ahahahaha

hotwhiteguy:

hotwhiteguy:

i lost my number, can you give me yours

no no no not your phone number your credit card number

hdeeah:

a-la-maquina:


Greatest picture I seen on tumblr.

Legit reason to fly a sign…


The world we live in